Naughty Rudolf

We haven't posted for a while so missing you all. I haven't had time really. Rudolf has been ill and so I have had to look after him as Mrs Freelance Nerd has also been ill and is still unwell now. Who needs a hot water bottle when you have a Reindeer and a semi human with a temperature!

It was all Rudolfs own making, I told him not to eat the carrots that had been put in the compost (they had a lot of mould), but would he listen oh no! He flew out to the compost bin and munched his way through 4 carrots and has been sick and ill ever since.

I don't suppose I sound very sympathetic, I have been looking after him though! Cleaning up and getting water.

I will post some interesting stuff when he has fully recovered. All our best work is together.

Antler Buts to you all,

Robbie

Bad Week

Well it seems that we are much in demand to post on our blog, so here we are. It has been a difficult week on two fronts. Firstly after Jolly Green giant threatened legal action we had to consult our lawyers. Timelord had some excellent advice as did Paddington Bear. So Jolly Green Giant you need to watch out, we have a great legal team!!

Secondly we are really missing our owner Mr Freelance Nerd. Robbie could not even type the post this morning and so I have had to step in. We have not been flying this week and so we are in poor training for the big day, we have just wanted to stay asleep.

I miss Freelance Nerd a lot. We used to have little arguments about who's side of the bed it was and I used to antler him. He took it all in good humour! The last time we had our little dayly wrestle will stay with me forever. I wish he was here I think he would be impressed with our nerdyness! Robbie used to watch him work quite often, sitting on his shoulder or tucked into the top of his dressing gown. and sit and read with him before he went to sleep, or woke Mrs Freelance Nerd to tell her what he was reading - not a good move!

I will try and post some nice pictures of us together, when I have worked out how to use the photocopying thing that puts them onto the computer - I stand corrected Robbie just told me it is called a scanner!!

Bye for now

Rudolf

We're Back

Sorry, we haven't posted for a while, we haven't been well we had Reindeer flu!! We hold Jolly Green Giant responsible for this. He gave Man flu to Mrs Freelance Nerd, she developed Bird flu and gave it to Al, he developed Man flu, and then gave it to Teapot, she developed Bird flu and then gave it to us!!!

Jolly Green Giant you are in the dog house!! This flu has seriously affected our flying and put us very off course. Rudolf even got stuck in a tree when he was trying to set off for a short burst of exercise! He then got stuck in a bird house which in the madness he mistook for Teapot and Timelords house!!

Beware of Freelance Nerd's mum!

Otherwise known as Mrs Bonkers in some circles, she has a tendency to kidnap us from time to time and we go to hers and that of Time Lord in the Tardis, house.
When we are there we have wild parties with a group of bears who live upstairs in Time Lord and Mrs "B's " bedroom.
These are a set of Forever Friends and a group of tiny Yorkshire Tea Bears! What else as Mrs "B" drinks Yorkshire Tea on draft. Can't really understand that as she comes from Lancashire!
And years ago, Lancashire and Yorkshire had the "Wars of the Roses" so we are told!! Red for Lancashire and White for Yorkshire.

Last time we were here she put me, ( Rudolf) in the sink and gave me a wash!! The cheek of it! But it got worse because she then had me in the washing machine on "spin cycle"!!! I was dizzy for days!

At the moment I think someone has given her something to quieten her down, so we are safe for now......................................

Well Let Us Introduce Ourselves

Hi, this is me Robbie, I am the oldest out of the two of us. I was born in December 1998 in the North Pole, but moved to Portsmouth for a brief spell shortly after, and then transfered to Birmingham as my permenant residence to be with my owner.

As you can see I am the smaller reindeer, however although small I have the nerdy tendencies and am the brains behind this operation! I have learned all the technical stuff from the master and hope to be able to dazzle you with my brilliance!

Hi I'm Rudolf I am the youngest reindeer. I also was born in the North Pole in December 2000, and moved to Birmingham shortly after to take up residence with my owner.

My age is not an issue though as I have many useful skills, I know how to shop on line, I can fly quite good (sometimes get lost and stuck in trees!), I also feel that I am very photogenic, I guess you can see this.

I have been taking flying lessons for a few years now, in training for pulling the sleigh, however I have not been chosen for the task as yet as I don't yet meet the height requirements!

I can be misunderstood, some think I am the badly behaved reindeer - how rude.

Well we hope you will enjoy our blog entries, as they detail where our adventures take us.

Thanks for reading our Blog

Robbie & Rudolf