Monday, October 02, 2006

Beware of Freelance Nerd's mum!

Otherwise known as Mrs Bonkers in some circles, she has a tendency to kidnap us from time to time and we go to hers and that of Time Lord in the Tardis, house.
When we are there we have wild parties with a group of bears who live upstairs in Time Lord and Mrs "B's " bedroom.
These are a set of Forever Friends and a group of tiny Yorkshire Tea Bears! What else as Mrs "B" drinks Yorkshire Tea on draft. Can't really understand that as she comes from Lancashire!
And years ago, Lancashire and Yorkshire had the "Wars of the Roses" so we are told!! Red for Lancashire and White for Yorkshire.

Last time we were here she put me, ( Rudolf) in the sink and gave me a wash!! The cheek of it! But it got worse because she then had me in the washing machine on "spin cycle"!!! I was dizzy for days!

At the moment I think someone has given her something to quieten her down, so we are safe for now......................................

8 Comments:

At 12:35 pm, Blogger D Baynham said...

or she is lulling you into a sense of false security once of your guard and bam you are on a spin cycle again!!!!!

 
At 1:22 pm, Blogger The Random One said...

Robbie you should stand guard over Rudolf...... maybe put a wire on Mrs Bonkers so you know when she's approaching and can sound the alarm.

Isn't there a giant rat-type-thing by the front door that you could hide behind?

 
At 4:17 pm, Blogger davebateman said...

I like the idea of reindeer's having "wild parties"!

 
At 12:52 pm, Blogger philth said...

Robbie for next PM!

 
At 11:59 pm, Blogger The Random One said...

Slightly concerned now.... havent't heard from the reindeer for over 24 hrs...... comone get round to Trinity Rd, Four Oaks and search the washing machine!!!!

 
At 3:45 pm, Blogger D Baynham said...

What has happened to the Reindeer? I am begining to worry they haven't bee posting!!! Has Mrs Teapot been washing again?

 
At 12:21 am, Blogger The Random One said...

Or is it simply that they got delayed in traffic and then cusotms en route back to the North Pole for a Christmas rehersal?

 
At 7:34 pm, Blogger D Baynham said...

No Heidi said they were to small to be chosen this year. But I think they may be big enough for Veinson Sausages? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO not really.

 

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