Call me Reindeer *!!*?!

Living in the Tardis with Teapot, Timelord and Junior Timelord is a very tiring business for a little reindeer like me. So catching up on some shut eye with a past master like Tiger is a good thing.

Timelord was helping me understand the ways of cricket the other evening as he watched Australia play India. Apparently there was a lot of sledging so I became very excited and thought Robbie and Rudolf would like to play as well.

Then Timelord explained how the Australians invented it and there is hardly any snow in Australia so I became very confused. But he put me right in the end by saying it has nothing to do with sleighs but more about men calling men bad names, questioning who their fathers are and even calling them monkeys.

Now I said that if anyone called someone a reindeer that would be a great compliment and very cool. Later on there was another match with South Africa and Andre Nel looked very reindeer like and every time he finished bowling he did a good impression of antler butting.

I have heard from Robbie and Rudolf that Mrs FLN likes monkeys but I can see why even Australians would be insulted by being called one. Come to think of it I would be insulted if an Australian was called a reindeer.